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	<description>A society of pathetic losers</description>
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		<title>A Loser&#8217;s View Of The Stimulus Bill</title>
		<link>http://www.losersociety.com/?p=71</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack The Loser</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I just happened to watch the comedy movie idiocracy on TV. I was laughing at the beginning part where a typical educated, financially stable, couple kept putting off their reproduction, while other poor, uneducated couples kept reproducing at an alarming rate. As a result, the educated people failed to have kids, while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Financial Distress Shouldn&#8217;t Make You A Loser</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack The Loser</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As I was reading the news about this dude in LA who shot his wife &#38; 5 kids then took his own life, just because he was deep into debts and got fired from his job, a thought crossed my mind &#8220;what kind of loser is this?&#8221; Yeah that sounds like a big loser. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First Date Rejection - It Won&#8217;t Make You A Loser!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DatingLoser</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you finally workup the courage to ask a girl on a date?  If so, good for you!  This is truly a step in the right direction.  The first step in jumping into the dating scene is asking.  But, what if you received a no?  What does it mean?  Continue reading on to find out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bright Start May Just Mean Dull End</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack The Loser</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The common sense is, if you&#8217;re smart, you&#8217;re smart your whole life, and that usually comes with success. So if you&#8217;re not smart at all, you&#8217;ll know it since earlier ages. And it goes like this, smart kids usually end up in prestigious schools and hold the key to future; while not-so-smart kids will fill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is There Such Thing As A Born Loser?</title>
		<link>http://www.losersociety.com/?p=62</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack The Loser</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps only jokers like me would consider such a concept. But hold one, there&#8217;s some merit to it. Here&#8217;s why. You&#8217;re born into a loser family, I mean, a family that is almost always near the society&#8217;s poverty level, and you have like 10 more siblings. Even worse, your parents &#8220;strongly&#8221; believe that this whole [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Loser&#8217;s Resume</title>
		<link>http://www.losersociety.com/?p=56</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack The Loser</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My Resume (version 1731)
Objective:
 Seek a position with the highest possible salary and the lowest possible qualifications.
Education:


Bachelor of Science in Mathematics (with Dishonors), University of California
Bachelor of Arts in Philosophy (with Indistinction), Univeristy of Hawaii
Master of Finance, University of Bankruptcy
Honorary Ph.D. Degree in Creative Writing, awarded by the Institute of Professional Liars.


Unprofessional Designations:
 

FSN - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bible Story</title>
		<link>http://www.losersociety.com/?p=54</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack The Loser</dc:creator>
		
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Excerpt: The Parable of the Talents (Mathew 25:14-30)

Again, it (the kingdom of heaven) will be like a man going on a journey, who called his servants and entrusted his property to them. To one he gave five talents of money, to another two talents, and to another one talent, each according to his ability. Then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Remotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>loser</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Two white pigeons were standing on a railing one fine morning peaking lazily at each other&#8217;s back.  After finishing a delicious breakfast and leaving some of their own drops on the carpet&#8211;as a show of gratitude for their generous feeder, the birds were resting and waiting until they felt light enough to fly again.
&#8220;I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Tale of Two Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>loser</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Once upon a time, in a far away farm village, there was a tabby cat, known to her friends as Tabbie.  In the same village, there was also a white cat, known to everybody as Ms. White.  They were about the same age, but that was about the only thing they had in common.
Tabbie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Man Who Missed The Train</title>
		<link>http://www.losersociety.com/?p=48</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>loser</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ There was a young engineer who was diagnosed with lung cancer.  He had less than six months to live.  He was devastated.  He didn&#8217;t understand why this happened to him.  He never smoked.  He led a good life, physically and morally, or so he thought.
Like all simple and hard-working men, he believed in God.  [...]]]></description>
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